Op-Ed: Sure, I’ll Pay For Your Student Loans — Once You Start Mowing My Goshdarn Lawn, Ya Lazy Bum

I never cared for no fancy-pants with no college education. I never made a secret about this neither. I despise them, with their soft hands and their useless book-learning. The real way you get to learn things is to get out there and build things with your hands, shoot people in a war, and have to fend off angry badgers with a shovel. That’s called real knowledge, and you only get it by doing real things — something them college folk don’t know nothin’ about.

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