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Party Controlling Executive, Legislative Branches Blames Minority Party For Everything Going Wrong

{Celebration} {Managing} Executive, Legislative Branches Blames Minority {Celebration} For Everything Going {Incorrect}

WASHINGTON, D.C.-{The} spokesman for the Democrat {celebration} announced today that despite his {celebration} holding the White {Home} and majorities {within} both {homes} of Congress, {Republicans are {to be blamed for} their failure to {complete|move} any meaningful legislation {up to now} this year.|Far {this season} republicans are {to be blamed for} their failure to {complete|move} any meaningful legislation {therefore}.}
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“Those pesky Republicans {possess} foiled our plans {once again},|
“Those pesky Republicans {once again} have foiled our {programs},}” {stated|mentioned} Senate majority leader Chuck Schumer. “{After all}, sure, {we have {a lot of the} votes,|{almost all} is {experienced|got|acquired} by us of the votes,} {but the Republicans {simply} aren’t playing ball.|{however the} Republicans aren’t playing ball {simply}.} They’re {likely to|designed to} vote with us, {just like we’ve {usually|constantly|often|generally|continually} voted with them {if they} were in {almost all}.|{exactly like} we’ve voted {using them} when they were {within} the majority always.}”

House speaker Nancy Pelosi mirrored Schumer’s sentiment. She {stated|mentioned} she’s particularly upset with Republicans {as the} Democrats {invested} so much effort cooperating and collaborating with Donald Trump to over the last four years.
 
“We could {possess|have got} resisted Donald Trump at every turn, but we chose to {get|consider} the high road and helped him make America great again,” Pelosi said. “And how do those Republicans {pay back} us? By completely dismantling the spirit of cooperation and bipartisan unity that we Democrats {possess|have got} built up {through the years}.{”

President Biden {furthermore} weighed in on {having less} cooperation from congressional Republicans.|”

President Biden weighed {within} on {having less} cooperation from congressional Republicans {furthermore}.} {“Cooperation is tough always,}” he {stated|mentioned}. “I play that game with my grandkids {at all times|constantly|on a regular basis|continuously}, but I can never {obtain} the funny bone out without {producing} the buzzer {proceed|move} off. Say, {what were we {discussing} again?|what were we {once again} talking about?}”  

At press time, Schumer {stated|mentioned} he and Pelosi {stated|mentioned} they were {searching} into forming a special “congressional unity task force” that would {become|end up being} responsible for jailing Republicans and their families for refusing to vote for Democrat bills. 


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